Pound For Pound (I'm The Best Around)

 
1. Every Thing In The World
2. Only In It For The Gravy
3. Never Seen You Before
4. Zy- Lo
5. Blu Loo Scene
6. Class Pans
7. Sorry
8. Whisper To The World
9. Funken
10. What Can I Do To Destroy You?
11. Got To Get You Into My Wife
12. Memory Foam: The Musical
13. Mos Geoff
14. My First And Last

all tracks ©  pitch and putt records
all tracks written and produced by John Crewdson Except tracks 1 & 7 written by Paul Burke

Lyrics For Only In It For The Gravy

Think You Can Find A Way
To Get Across The Wall?
Don't Think The Wall's Too Tall
I Think It's Scalable

This Post Just Can't Be Sent
`Cos It's Un-Frankable
It'll Have To Wait Three Days
If It Gets Sent At All

The Carpets Made Of Wood
The Curtains Made Of Pine
The Ceilings Mashed Up Spud
The Sink Is Frozen Lime

No, I'm Not Having It
That Monkeys Just Not Mine
What Have You Done To Him?
What Have You Done This Time?

You Stole Him From The Shed
That's Where I Make Him Live
We Had A Row Last Night
I Sent Him Off To Bed

I Know God's Got Lots Of Stuff
To Fill Up His Spare Time
But Nothing Gets Him Off
Like Watching 'Life Of Grime'

You Know I Robbed Your Soup
You Know I Took It All
You Think It's Lobster Bisque
But Its Just Vegetable

Consider Made Up Fruit
See How Long It Shines
You Got The Bona Fides
I Got The Razorwire

This List I Have Compiled
Of Things That Get You Riled
It Starts With 60's Style
Ands Ends In "Wot No Mild?"

Crewdson

The Lost Hirundu

1. Can't Complain
2. Car Wash Hair
3. Cheesy Nimrod
4. Let Me Go
5. I'm Just Looking For A Friend Of Mine part1
6. Heart Is Fryin
7. Fronk
8. I Could Be Liar
9. My Substrate
10. Scary Xmas
11. Such A Surprise
12. Sympathy For The Devil
13. Then Came The Rain
14. We've Gone Too Far This Time
15. Holy Night
16. Yemish Neyemish
17. If I Ever Believe
18. I'm Just Looking For A Friend Of Mine part 2
19. Jesus Don't Want Me For A Sunbeam
20. The Return Of Mind Bending Spoons

all tracks writen by John Crewdson and  © 2004 pitch and putt records except 2,12 & 19

Lyrics for My Substrate By Mark Chatburn