1. Powerline Flicker parts 1 and 2
2. Swerve House
3. Eastern Aerobics
4. Rivers of Para
5. Lost Cities of Switzerland
6. Jimmy Shelter
7. Southern Nevada War Authority
8. Frostrup Apocalypse
9. Pyroclastic Fantastic
10. Straw Tracker
11. Got Kelp
12. New Plapes
13. Beef Tea Tango
14. Cable Creek
15. Squid Jamboree
16. F.C. Astrateks
all tracks © 2010 pitch and putt records
all tracks written and produced by John Crewdson
all tracks written and produced by John Crewdson
Swerve House
Bean Bags Jazz Mags
Things You Never Throw Away
Old Shoes And All The Films Of Michael Bay
A Rather Nice Floral Display
Fashioned By The Stars Of Play Away
Once Owned By D.J. Norman Jay
He Sold It For Six Quid On The Ebay
Celebrate Bingo Callers Day
Eyes Down Its Time To Play
Old Muff, Duff Poufe
Caustic Aftershave From Magaluf
The Tip, One Trip To Dump Your Stuff Don’t Huff
Bookmarks And Broken Xmas Lights
Snapped Kites Ripped Tights A Box Marked ‘General Shite’
In The Loft For Twenty Years
Macramé Swingball Deckchair Wine Rack Lampshade
Dusty Rusty Old Golf Clubs
Miami Vice Jigsaw: No Hand Of Tubbs.
Lost Cities Of Switzerland
Fixing Whigfield’s Modular Neutron Array
Astrid Kirchherr’s Pungent Four-Goat Spray
Martin John Kemp’s ‘Klaxons Rice Buffet’
Christs In Chiswell Performing Cabaret
In Your Face
‘Holy Fuck Sticks’ Sang The Ace Of Bass
Gibbous Moons Still Discriminate On Race
Secret Signs In Your Toothpaste
‘Gouty Foot Swell’ : The B Sides Of Embrace
No Way Out , No Hope, No Fun
Bean Bags Jazz Mags
Things You Never Throw Away
Old Shoes And All The Films Of Michael Bay
A Rather Nice Floral Display
Fashioned By The Stars Of Play Away
Once Owned By D.J. Norman Jay
He Sold It For Six Quid On The Ebay
Celebrate Bingo Callers Day
Eyes Down Its Time To Play
Old Muff, Duff Poufe
Caustic Aftershave From Magaluf
The Tip, One Trip To Dump Your Stuff Don’t Huff
Bookmarks And Broken Xmas Lights
Snapped Kites Ripped Tights A Box Marked ‘General Shite’
In The Loft For Twenty Years
Macramé Swingball Deckchair Wine Rack Lampshade
Dusty Rusty Old Golf Clubs
Miami Vice Jigsaw: No Hand Of Tubbs.
Lost Cities Of Switzerland
Fixing Whigfield’s Modular Neutron Array
Astrid Kirchherr’s Pungent Four-Goat Spray
Martin John Kemp’s ‘Klaxons Rice Buffet’
Christs In Chiswell Performing Cabaret
In Your Face
‘Holy Fuck Sticks’ Sang The Ace Of Bass
Gibbous Moons Still Discriminate On Race
Secret Signs In Your Toothpaste
‘Gouty Foot Swell’ : The B Sides Of Embrace
No Way Out , No Hope, No Fun
Strawtracker
Roll The Stars Into Black Holes
They Can’t Get Out
Fed Into The Mouth
They Just Roll About
Whispering The Days
Fleeting As It Is
Once More
Feels Like Always
Unfolding On The Way
Binding Like It Does
Still Whispering The Days
The Morning Lights The Way
Whispering The Days
Still Whispering The Days
The Nights Go Out Of Phase
Whispering The Days
Beef Tea Tango
Sulfur Splits The Boiling Sea
Spreads Her Arms To Me
Harboring The Anchor Green
Dreams Of The Yangtze
The Actress In Disguise
With Bader-Meinhoff Eyes
Scorning The First Prize Today
Costumes Of Creoles
Make Uwe Boll’s Cheese Rolls
Turn And Face Their Judgment Day
Syphilitic Nose Decay
Posing For The Grave
Mingebag Open Skies Today
Chemicals In Pies
On The Quarter Day
Take A Manta Ray
And Get To Know It’s D.N.A.
Off To Senegal
Or Any Port Of Call
Go Crashing Out Of Serie A
Squid Jamboree
Sit Tight Tonight I’m Traveling
Hold On Your Mind’s Unraveling
Far Away And Without Delay
Oh Come With Me Where We Can Be Free
Under The Sea, The Squid Jamboree
The Waters Lovely
Hot Crabs And None Too Ugly
Dirty Wigs And Spicy Figs
Oh What More, Is There In Store?
Under The Sea, The Squid Jamboree
Ask Me What Games They’re Playing
Down Where The Seaweed’s Swaying
Swim About Or Knock One Out
Guess The Weight Of The Biggest Skate
But Don’t Ask Where The Lobsters Are
It All Kicked Off And Now They’re Barred
Under The Sea, Squid Jamboree
Ask Not For Squid Information
Join In The Kelp Congregation
See That Bream Lacking Self Esteem?
Crabs Dance And Sing As The Sea Bass Swing
Feeling Chilled Flirting With The Sild
For Cods Sake Make Love Not Hake
Under The Sea, Squid Jamboree
all lyrics copyright 2010 John Crewdson
